Pasha Puss

A Long-Expected Party (Part Two)

A Long-Expected Party (Part Two)

Ah, my dear friends. It seems that my missives to you are becoming more and more infrequent, and each post commences with an apology for the delay. This time is no different. I can only offer, as an excuse, the inconvenience to which Catmother puts me as she commandeers the electronic communications device for her […]

A Long-Expected Party (Part One)

A Long-Expected Party (Part One)

My dear friends and comrades. It is truly a glorious time to be a cat – especially a cat such as I, Pasha, feline luminary for our times! You will recall my last missive, in which I confirmed that the party to celebrate my wondrousness had at last been sanctioned by the humans. I promised […]

The Game’s Afoot!

The Game’s Afoot!

Ah, my comrades! It is quite some weeks since your great and glorious leader set paw to keyboard to bring you the latest updates from her glittering life. For that I can only apologise. It has been a relentlessly busy time here at Moggyblogs HQ since the Catparents returned from their jaunt to foreign lands. I […]

A Companion Returns…

A Companion Returns…

Friends! Time runs on apace, and it will not be long now before the Catparents depart for their next holiday. I will, naturally, be holding the fort in their absence; this is, after all, my kingdom, and I expect life to continue much as normal without them. Indeed, I anticipate experiencing a significantly lesser degree […]

The Pokemon Postulate

The Pokemon Postulate

Comrades! I have exciting news to report. A new corner has been turned in our battle against the humans, and I feel that, at long last, we may have entered upon a winning streak. You will be aware that allies to our cause are few and far between. As felines, we are by nature solitary […]

The Birthday Excitation

The Birthday Excitation

Ah, my friends! How the tables have turned. After my last traumatic posting from the field of battle against the humans, I am now delighted – nay, beyond delighted – to inform you that I have at last achieved a significant victory. ‘Can it be true?‘ you say. ‘Can Pasha, our great and glorious leader, […]

The Assassination Amplification

The Assassination Amplification

Greetings, comrades. Finally I find myself in a position to communicate the most recent dispatches from the battlefront – and I can only trust that you have not given up hope. It cannot have escaped your notice that, for some time now, the periods of silence between my campaign updates have become longer and longer. […]

The Roofing Reaction

The Roofing Reaction

My dear, dear friends. I must apologise for my prolonged absence from the campaign trail. I can only imagine what horrors you were picturing to explain the disappearance of your great and glorious leader from your newsfeeds. But I can reassure you that all has been well. Indeed, I am a little surprised to discover […]

The Sofa Solution

The Sofa Solution

Holiday greetings, my fellow felines. The humans say ‘Tis the season to be jolly’, but I see nothing in my current circumstances to inspire such feelings. It is rather the season to be disconcerted, as yet more so-called ‘festive’ changes occur within the bounds of my domain. At this time of year I am accustomed to the […]

The Toilet Turbulence

The Toilet Turbulence

My dear comrades, I have shocking news to report; news that borders on the unbelievable. The humans have taken yet another step towards the fires of hell in which they shall be consumed when the day of feline judgement finally arrives. As a puss of delicate sensibilities, I have certain needs. I require adequate facilities to […]