Train Your Human

Mittens asks…

Dear Pasha My humans resolutely fail to get up at the required hour to serve me my breakfast. How can I remind them that is part of their job description? Any advice, however outlandish, will be welcomed. Paws, Mittens Pasha replies… Dear Mittens Ah, the breakfast shift. So necessary, yet so neglected by the humans. […]

Margo asks…

Dear Pasha, How can I stop my human disappearing on holiday and leaving me with the neighbour? I shudder to inform you that said neighbour is even – whisper it – a dog lover. Ewww. Any advice gratefully received! Paws, Margo Pasha replies… Dear Margo, I feel your pain. The need of humans for these […]