Humans! This page is for moggy eyes only. Please see your own privacy notice.
I am Pasha Puss, feline luminary for our times, and I am your data controller! And if my campaign against the humans goes as planned, then very soon I will be controller of the whole world.
But, comrades, to ensure my success in this venture, I need your help and support. As I have ventured away from our traditional feline methods of communication (tail sniffing, nose rubbing, and – in extreme circumstances – hissing, screeching and yowling at precisely 4am) into the electronic realm, this means that I must now take responsibility for processing what the humans call ‘data’.
Fear not, faithful warriors. Your Pasha takes her responsibilities seriously, and I can assure you that I will only collect what is absolutely necessary for conducting my business in this brave new world. Although my lawful ground for processing is that I am a cat and I can do as I like, I nevertheless recognise how fortunate I am to have such devoted followers, and willingly offer you the respect that is your due. Whether you share your details with me through this website, email or social media, you can rest comfortably in the knowledge that I will not abuse your trust; I will only use your data for our joint purposes of world domination! And in that aim I know I have your support.
It goes without saying that I will never share your details with any human (Bastet preserve us!), with the sole exception of Catmother, to whom – to my utmost shame – I am ultimately accountable. However, I can vouch for her better than I can for perhaps any other human, so I have no great concerns that this will necessarily impact unduly on your privacy.
If, at any time, you feel that you do not have the strength to continue with our cause, I will naturally be grieved: it is no small frustration to see a comrade succumb to the oppression of the humans. However, I recognise that not all cats have the stamina for such a battle, and fully understand that you have the absolute right to stand down from any further involvement with Pasha’s Posse.
One final word. In the land of the humans, it is not impossible that a disaster may befall us, and our data become known to those who would seek to destroy us and put an end to our crusade. If such circumstances should arise, I can offer only one piece of advice: scatter!!!!
If you have any questions about my campaign, you are very welcome to contact me for further information. I look forward to celebrating to the day, which will surely come, when we felines are truly the rulers of the world!